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Earthquake in Mexico

Postby Bidadisndat » Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:15 pm

A major earthquake, measuring 9.1 on the Richter scale hit Mexico this morning.

550,000 Mexicans are missing, and over 100,000 have been reported injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing assistance. The rest of the world is in shock and is rushing to help:

Canada is sending troops to assist with Law and Order.

Australia is sending food, medical aid and money.

France is sending doctors, nurses and medical supplies.

Russia is sending tents and warm clothing.

America is sending 550,000 replacement Mexicans.
When in doubt, apply rule ·223 or ·308 -- unless you have a more preferred calibre.
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Re: Earthquake in Mexico

Postby AFeralHamster » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:29 pm

:D ;) :lol:
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
-John Stuart Mill
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Re: Earthquake in Mexico

Postby d80bill » Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:06 am

Bid, only if it true.
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